This is the London Corporal
Punishment School, where the naughtiest boys and girls get what is coming to them: School classes, extra tuition, and
strict and severe punishment in the time-honoured tradition! (And Sausage and Mash for lunch.)
Special prizes for best too-cool-for-school look, most admirably-attired teacher,
worst delinquent, and most exacting, rigorous exemplar of Corporal Discipline. (It's going to hurt!)
Dresscode; School Uniform,
Academic, or Fetish. Superb etiquette as standard.