The Boat 24 : an important note
Saturday July 1st. from 9pm.
Sailing 9pm from Tower Pier (right next to the Tower of London); past HMS Belfast,
under Tower Bridge, past Canary Wharf and the Dome. Docking at 2am.
Dungeon equipment, music, delicious bites served by maids; do SM while cruising right
through one of the worlds most beautiful cities on a glorious summer night.
Advance tickets - £30 each, on sale at Honour, on-line at Joanna Lark or direct from Ishmael Skyes.
If you would like to volunteer in a serving (servile?) capacity please email me.
Pictures from a previous Boats
In the meantime, here is some poetry:
Qinqireme of Ninevah from distant Ophir
Rowing home to haven in sunny Palestine,
With a cargo of ivory,
And apes and peacocks,
Sandalwood, cedarwood, and sweet white wine.
Stately Spanish galleon, coming home for Christmas,
Dipping through the Tropics by the palm-green shores,
With a cargo of diamonds,
Topazes, and cinnamon and gold moidores.
Dirty British coaster with a salt-caked smoke stack
Butting through the tropics on the mad March days,
With a cargo of Tyne coal,
Firewood, iron-ware, and cheap tin trays.
Smart Miyuki Maru on Midsummer's evening
Cruising down the river before London's eyes
With a cargo of ladyboys
Dominatrices and masters
Slaveboys, schoolgirls and Ishmael Skyes.
(But not the last stanza, obviously, and the bit about Coming home for Christmas
is a blatant piss take, before anyone points it out.)