The Firm

DO YOU SUFFER FROM DOMINATRIX TOXÆMIA?

So how many of us really do suffer from DT? Is it a bona fide medical condition, or just a piece of nonsensical detritus trotted out by a disgruntled hack in order to stir up disaffection? Just for fun, we have compiled this quick quiz for any of you tired of poring over medical dictionaries in search of something that may be wrong with you. Just click your answer to each of the ten questions, then check the results at the end.

  • 1. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PRE-SEX ACTIVITY?
    Prolonged cunnilingus
    Spanking your lover
    Sex? You don't do that



  • 2. YOU GO TO NEVERWHERE FOR THE EVENING; WHO PAYS?
    You do
    Your slave
    Some hapless passer-by you shanghai at the door.



  • 3. HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO A MAN SOCIALLY?
    By your Forename
    By your title
    You don't speak to men socially



  • 4. IN YOUR ESTIMATION, WHO DOES THE MOST FOR THE SCENE?
    Publishers like Tim Woodward of Skin 2 and Zak Jane Kier (formerly) of Forum
    Club organisers
    You



  • 5. WHAT PARTICULAR QUALITIES DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A SLAVE?
    Efficiency
    Cute, resilient buttocks
    Slaves have NO particular qualities



  • 6. WHO SUPPLIES YOUR WARDROBE?
    Walker's Court (col. Orgasm Alley)
    Skin Two
    You've absolutely no idea.



  • 7. WHAT IS THE MOST ENJOYABLE THING ABOUT BEING A MISTRESS?
    The clothes
    Pleasure and pain
    Talking in a loud voice about how important you are.



  • 8. WHAT DO YOU READ TO PASS THE TIME?
    Crime, adventure, romance or science fiction
    Erotica
    Your autobiography.



  • 9. WHAT IS YOUR TITLE?
    Miss, Ms, Mrs.
    Mistress, Madame
    Almighty and Undisputed Princess and Priestess of Pain and Power.



  • 10. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS YOUR SLAVE'S FAVOURITE?
    Domestic chores
    Being spanked, caned or humiliated
    You couldn't care less.



HOW DID YOU SCORE?